http://www.chocolatefunk.com/chocolate/european-chocolate/ European chocolate looks good, smells good, tastes good and will rock you senseless. Take it easy with that European chocolate - its feisty! en-us Tue, 19 Jun 2007 12:54:49 EDT Tue, 19 Jun 2007 12:54:49 EDT Weblog Editor 2.0 Everyone knows about the drug problems sweeping cross the European continent - its raw, its dangerous, its filled with bile and tastes like a sidewalk from somewhere near Indianapolis. And it hurst, the problems of the world today hurt like fire and they're centered right on that impish land mass. But there is a worser addiction than drugs, a foul, unstoppable craving seated deep in the souls of all E.U. denizens - an addition to European chocolate! No hiding from the European chocolate fetish Where does this hideous addiction come from? How can we stop it? Where are its roots? Because if you cut off the roots the tree will die - and clown comes our sweet-loving tongue dance festival. We love European chocolate for what it stands for - comfort, stability,a feel good high no mater what the Nazis do or the Ayatollahs proclaim - for every people there is a reason to enjoy European chocolate. It brings us together in the most trying of times, a world dedicated to bringing International relations to life, to planting a seed, watching it grow, fertilizing it with the excited sputum of brotherly love - elitism, enjoying the fruits of the third world. When European chocolate comes full circle Like lighting, European chocolate falls from the sky as if from heaven - thank you Thor, may I have another? Then it disappears, leaving us empty inside and wanting more, wanting just a few more seconds of that incredible violence, complete euphoric high. But European chocolate does not come from no where, it comes from the sweat and underpaid masses struggling beneath a Caribbean sun, from the whip-loving forman and the surly coxswain screaming blisters at his crewmen - row you animals! The Queen needs her coco! No recipes here, no praise for the sweet stuff - European chocolate is the food of the devil, made with evil and just a dash of inhumanity. Tue, 19 Jun 2007 12:54:49 EDT http://www.chocolatefunk.com/chocolate/european-chocolate/french-chocolate/ French chocolate + Baking = Tasty French chocolate cake. en-us Tue, 19 Jun 2007 12:54:49 EDT Tue, 19 Jun 2007 12:54:49 EDT Weblog Editor 2.0 http://www.chocolatefunk.com/chocolate/european-chocolate/german-chocolate/ Secrets to the German chocolate cake and the German chocolate cake recipe. en-us Tue, 19 Jun 2007 12:54:49 EDT Tue, 19 Jun 2007 12:54:49 EDT Weblog Editor 2.0 http://www.chocolatefunk.com/chocolate/european-chocolate/belgian-chocolate/ Unlike the "Muscles from Brussels (Jean-Claude Van Damme)" Belgian chocolate leaves a sweet taste in your mouth. But much like Belgian waffles, Belgian chocolate is a guilty pleasure. en-us Tue, 19 Jun 2007 12:54:49 EDT Tue, 19 Jun 2007 12:54:49 EDT Weblog Editor 2.0